Camping in SpainMy mate who's camping in Spain Says there is just no defence From the sun in the day that's insane Or the heat in the night that's in tents
A Clairvoyant PoemThe clairvoyant shop That I went to visit For enlightenment and guidance to glean Had a sign on the door Saying be back at four Due...
For World Poetry DayWorld poetry day today So I thought I’d take the time Whilst on this train to London To write a little rhyme And whilst I really should...
What is it with leads and cables?USB’s and laptop leads And mouse and power cables Unplugged and put into a box As careful as I’m able But overnight I think they fight...
One for ValentinesValerie loved reading the broadsheets But found she never had time So for most the year it was The Sun or The Mirror She'd flick through...
National Thesaurus DayWhen online references these days Extinguish books you buy in stores It good the Rogetthesaurus ain’t Like the other dinosaurs
What Book Should I Write?I’ve been thinking about the next book I write to get fame and adulation And I’ve got some ideas that just need refining before they’re...
Why?You get out your car A handful of goods Now you just gotta lock it Why does the key Always seem to be In the least convenient pocket