The strange tale of Dee Viderman Rule

Here’s a story of a man with ambition

Unscrupulous cunning and cruel

Who shacked up with a woman of similar bent

And they thought about how they could rule.

Their people were discontented

Felt totally out of the game

So they feigned empathy for, the folk that were poor

And suggested a few names to blame.

And they painted a much brighter vision

Then sat back with a drink quite content

And when they’d created division

Wooed just over fifty per cent.

And so they achieved their ambition

But nobody noticed at all

The woman called Miss Information

And the man called Dee Viderman Rule.